Resume spam

Dear Syed Hassaan Ahmed,

Thank you for taking the time to spam me with your resume.

It’s not often that I get a resume in the form of spam, but it always manages to generate the same visceral response from me.

I hate it.

Your resume in particular stands out from all the others in recent memory because while I usually get something like “resume.doc”, I have never had the fortune of getting anything resembling “gaming.txt”.

Games ended by Syed Hassaan Ahmed:-
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Alone in the dark The New Nightmare (PC)
Dino Crisis (PC)
Dino Crisis 2 (PC)
GTA San Andreas (PC)
Harry Potter & The Sorcerer’s Stone (PC)
Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets (PC)
Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban (PC)
Mafia
Max Payne (PC)
Max Payne 2 (PC)
Need for Speed Carbon (PC)
Obscure (PC)
Parasite Eve 2 (PSX)
Prince of Persia The Sands of Time (PC)
Prince of Persia Warrior Within (PC)
Prince of Persia The Two Thrones (PC)
…lots more games snipped out…

Words escape me right now - mostly because I’m busy laughing.

I’m sure there are quite a few people who would be love to share some tips when job hunting.

Syed can be reached @: hassaan.brix@gmail.com

Your truly,
Victor Ng

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